- We pee in the toilet
- Please keep your clothes on
- Nightgowns are not for going out in
- Dog food is not people food
- Stay off the dog
- Stop squeezing the cat, he will pee on your bed
- Don't lick that
- Nothing ever goes in the outlet. Including but not limited to your fingers, tong, fork and toys
- Stop running from me, just stay still
- Keep the water in the bathtub.
- I just vacuumed stop loosing your stuffing.
- Don't jump off that
- Stop Locking the bathroom doors and then shutting them from the wrong side
- Poopy Drawers
- Sweaty Toes
It's amazing that my babies are surviving! Even more amazing that I am surviving!
Still laughing....
ReplyDeleteBut I have said my fair share of those, too.
Too funny!!!
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