You sleep with your eyes open
You have to watch videos in fast-forward
You can take a picture of yourself ten feet away without using the timer
You've worn out your third pair of sneakers this week
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
You can type 60 words per minute...with your feet
.You don't sweat, you percolate
You've built a miniature city out of plastic stirrers
You channel suf faster without a remote
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug
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